What does a Mechanic Say?

[Pops1967GTX]

So If Lumberjacks Say "Timber and Golfer say " Four" And a Welders says "Watch Your Eyes".....

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[dadsbee]

"I'd like to kill the design engineer that signed this off" !

 

[moparsaver]

 

[beanhead]

 

[Sahara]

A mechanic says “Did it go “clunk clunk bang or bang bang rattle?””

 

[NoCar2023]

Gimme a wrench.

 

[cryplydog]

I over charged the prior customer and passed the savings on to you.

 

[kiwigtx]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

https://i.giphy.com/media/94yzy2YcWv5QI/giphy.mp4

 

[themechanic]

Rule #1 Never put a quote in writing.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

"I'm having a problem reaching that Bolt"​

 

[Auggie56]

Ow! That will cost ya.

 

[kiwigtx]

 

[JB400]

Back to the parts store

 

[Budnicks]

it's, that's not covered by your warranty

 

[khryslerkid]

A mechanic says “Did it go “clunk clunk bang or bang bang rattle?””

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[wagonman]

I should have been a Plumber, all you need to know is **** runs down hill, payday is friday and the boss is an asshole.

 

[Ranger16]

"I need a bigger hammer".

 

[Johnpat]

Preventive maintenance,you can pay me now
Or Pay Me Later