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I always like being on top...Sounds like you guys are recommending bunk beds to me. Let's just not fight over who gets the bottom mattress.
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Nothing wrong with plowing from behind.I always like being on top...![]()
Noup not my thing
I wasn't talking about needing mud-grips.....Noup not my thing![]()
My wife and I just celebrated our 10 wedding anniversary, we are going to Italy next year, yes sometimes I want to twist her neck in two, but not always, being married is great, just need to find the right woman, some of them are not always the devil in high heels, Ulli is right, ( as usual ) we all have bad breath in the morning, we all wake up with a boner, we all have rough hands, just have ti find a lady that doesn't get cranky about that and you will, I hope you don't have that dreadful pic of Clint Eastwood in your home, that's a turn off for a lady![]()
And that's a concern when we get older, who's gonna take care of us, my wife's niece tell us they take care of us, yeah right, ( we don't have any kids) and our answer to them is that's why people don't have eyes in the back of their head, people look forward not backwards, her and me talk a lot about our priorities when we get older, and not bother anyone, first is to finish to pay our home, and after that, save as much money as we can so we can support ourselves and not ask anyone for anything, we only have each other.Well Leon, congrats on your tenth anniversary!! You're a good man!! A marriage is like a job, it requires a little work. If you noticed all these guys that are single don't have a job either, so they don't remember work either.............
They'll get tired of spanking their baloney by hand and start looking for a women again. Besides, who'll change their diapers when they get older.![]()
And that is why you are a success story!!! Man!! Well said and well done!!! I'm proud of who you are and the way you think!!And that's a concern when we get older, who's gonna take care of us, my wife's niece tell us they take care of us, yeah right, ( we don't have any kids) and our answer to them is that's why people don't have eyes in the back of their head, people look forward not backwards, her and me talk a lot about our priorities when we get older, and not bother anyone, first is to finish to pay our home, and after that, save as much money as we can so we can support ourselves and not ask anyone for anything, we only have each other.
You've been married for a good while right? Try and find that nice lady in your late 60's....Fiind a nice lady who cares and makes you happy. Enjoy her company and enjoy life.
That’s really all I can tell you
Already have a queen size bed with a great mattress and it's not big enough for two......at least not for the ones I've been meeting! lolThat's a sad cry for help if I ever heard it!!! LOL....
Get a bigger bed.
Brush you teeth.
Use lotion to soften your hands.
Get a tractor that looks better with a seat for two.
Get a bigger refrigerator with beer and her favorite drink of choice. There you go, just fixed all your problems!!!!
A professional would have charged you 2 hundred bucks for that fix, because I love you like a brother, it's free!!!
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No problems with boners......or brushing my teeth. And no, Clint isn't hanging on any walls or my night stand lol.My wife and I just celebrated our 10 wedding anniversary, we are going to Italy next year, yes sometimes I want to twist her neck in two, but not always, being married is great, just need to find the right woman, some of them are not always the devil in high heels, Ulli is right, ( as usual ) we all have bad breath in the morning, we all wake up with a boner, we all have rough hands, just have ti find a lady that doesn't get cranky about that and you will, I hope you don't have that dreadful pic of Clint Eastwood in your home, that's a turn off for a lady![]()
Depending on what's going on, I like being all over!I always like being on top...![]()
Depends on the landscape and if the landscape is free of debris
A little work!? You must have a great woman by your side if you're not having to work at it much. I don't have a job but I'm retired. I still work only it's not something that requires me to get up early and go someplace else. And so far, there are no Depends in my life lol. My X probably wouldn't have done that anyways but she would sure expected me to do it for her but now I don't have to worry about itWell Leon, congrats on your tenth anniversary!! You're a good man!! A marriage is like a job, it requires a little work. If you noticed all these guys that are single don't have a job either, so they don't remember work either.............
They'll get tired of spanking their baloney by hand and start looking for a women again. Besides, who'll change their diapers when they get older.![]()
Lucky bastid lol41 years , she likes cars, does a ton around the house, and we get along great. I don't cook, do laundry. Whats not to like. .
Doug