Blind Archer

[FJ6AAR]

Stole this from FABO.

 

[kiwigtx]

Stole this from FABO.

 

[GrabberOrange69]

As long as the buttons and switches in the cockpit aren’t labeled in Braille, I’m good with it.

 

[Sahara]

And I don’t want to be a spectator at the blind skeet shooting championships.

 

[33 IMP]

Why do the drive-up ATM's have braille on the buttons?

 

[Sahara]

Hellen Keller’s mom used to punish her by making her read the waffle iron.
In bad taste, but that’s all I have.

 

[kiwigtx]

Hellen Keller’s mom used to punish her by making her read the waffle iron.
In bad taste, but that’s all I have.

 

[JackR]

Why do the drive-up ATM's have braille on the buttons?

I got called out on that line by a guy at work. He instructed me that his blind kid riding in the back seat actually uses the Braille on the ATM.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Have you sent Stevie Wonder's New Piano???

Neither has he.....


Do ya know why Blind people don't sky dive?

It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog...

I had a blind roommate for years... He had all sorts of jokes about blind people.... Had a great sense of humor when he wasn't depressed....

 

[Sahara]

In the late seventies and very early eighties I used to seek out, collect, and wear great Hawaiian shirts, and the gaudiest dress coats and blazers that I could find. This was before it became popular and things were made deliberately ugly. Herb Tarlick, the sales guy on the great TV show WKRP would popularize the look.
Buddy and I go into an old school menswear store. This place is right out of the fifties or sixties, and so is the salesman. You know the type, cool, with slicked hair, all the patter of a good salesman. He is awesome. I tell him what I’m looking for. He produces a plaid blazer. Base of bright white, with electric blue, black and grey plaid. Hideous. Fits like it was tailored for me. I buy it.
We are chatting. “ You know,” he says, straight faced, “I had a coat even worse then that in here. Thought I had it made when I sold it to a blind guy. He was O.K. with it, but his dog damn near killed me!”
True story.
Forty some years later I still have some of the Hawaiian shirts. Some were really old when I bought them.
Lost the plaid blazer in a move. Had an old, old tuxedo coat from probably the late 1800’s or early 1900’s. You know, the kind with the long tails at the back. Wore it everywhere. Lost it in a move, as well. I still miss those.

 

[kiwigtx]

I was drinking in a bar in Madrid many years ago, and there was a blind guy walking along outside the bar. He was feeling his way with his cane, as blind people do.....but the cane didn't pick up the scaffolding in front of him.
Kaaaa-pow....he smacked his head straight into the horizontals on the scaffold....went down briefly and then got up and carried on. I guess we shouldn't have laughed....but after a few drinks it was hard not to.

 

[Budnicks]

Stole this from FABO.

I didn't see the cop on the bike part coming
I thought it was going to be a train on the rails, take her out

 

[kiwigtx]

I didn't see the cop on the bike part coming
I thought it was going to be a train on the rails, take her out

Postman I think.

 

[Slap Stick]

As long as the buttons and switches in the cockpit aren’t labeled in Braille, I’m good with it.

Thats an option but to get it you must pay the Piper.

 

[JoePole]

My buddy went to our local indoor shooting range. Had a blind guy there shooting a long gun. There were two of the range personnel assisting him. My buddy was a little freaked out at first but said the range guys did a bang up (see what I did there?) job assisting him. That's a new one.