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[bm02tj]

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an older woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those older women! Their minds are always working!)

 

[JDmac72chrgr]

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an older woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those older women! Their minds are always working!)

TRUE!! OOOHHH SO TRUE!! 80yr old mom says things at times that you either shake your head in disbelief she said it OR you say "MOM!!" and laugh under your breath.

 

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[Timmayy]

 

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[Auggie56]

A man said he worked forty years in skilled trades. I asked him gee how old are you? He said fifty. I said just how did you work forty years and your fifty? He replied "Over time".

 

[Auggie56]

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Those signs are photo shopped. Proof there is a sucker born every moment.

 

[dadsbee]

Those signs are photo shopped. Proof there is a sucker born every moment.

GTFO... it's clearly a runaway truck pit/hill.

 

[Kern Dog]

Auggie, if YOU were a cop, I could then fully support "DEfund the Police" .

 

[Auggie56]

GTFO... it's clearly a runaway truck pit/hill.

Gee ya think?

 

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