Another Blonde Joke.......

[kiwigtx]

Here in Florida you would stand a good chance of that being his real name.

Hay-soos.

 

[kiwigtx]

Using the auto-shoot feature by holding the trigger and bouncing the gun, putting a crate together. Working on one knee, putting a row of staples in the bottom of the crate. Set the gun down on the other side of the crate, on my foot, without letting go of the trigger.
Limped, bleeding, into the bosses office to get a pliers to pull the 2"staple out of the shoe, so I could get my foot out.
Really, got very lucky. Bracketed my middle toe, bled on both sides, but a half inch either way, would have busted two toes.
Funny as he'll, looking back on it.....not hilarious at the time.

It's not so much the nail or pin that hurts....it's the glue when it reacts inside your body, and then sets.

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"​

 

[hanks73340]

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree

 

[Pops1967GTX]

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree

"How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?"
Because she was sunny herself.

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[CudaChick1968]

Sunning?