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Ah to be 14 years old again... JHC..
This is my new girlfriend, Julia Parshuta.
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are you being catfished? 
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Smooth voice, but even more contralto than Cher.
If she can help with brake jobs and tune-ups she's a keeper.
Russian women are sexy, but their accent ruins it for me. When I hear one speak in English, all I can think of is Natasha, who was also sexy, although in my youth, I wasn't aware of it.
Colorado man arrested in Russian singers driveway,story at 11.
are you being catfished?
Steve doesn't know why,but his new girlfriend keeps yelling at him to get moose and squirrel.
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Where I help sometimes at a senior independent home there are many young women caretakers. The hottest caretaker is a blonde from Ukraine. I'd say she's about 35. Ironically she is taking care of an old Russian man. She doesn't mind wearing extremely flattering clothes. We're friends.
Not a great picture but she's been in the news here.
The lines I remember fron Rocky and Bullwinkle. The moose and squirrel where on ship on the ocean and they kept hearing a sound.
BW: What is causing that mournful wail?
RKY: It could be a mournful whale.
Not a great picture but she's been in the news here.
The lines I remember fron Rocky and Bullwinkle. The moose and squirrel where on ship on the ocean and they kept hearing a sound.
BW: What is causing that mournful wail?
RKY: It could be a mournful whale.
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Steve's infatuation reminded me of this song.
Imaginary lovers
Never turn you down
When all the others turn you away
They're around
It's my private pleasure
Midnight fantasy
Someone to share my
Wildest dreams with me
Imaginary lover you're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers, oh yeah
When ordinary lovers
Don't feel what you feel
And real-life situations lose their thrill
Imagination's unreal
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers never disagree
They always care
They're always there when
You need satisfaction guaranteed
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine all the time
My imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers
Never turn you down
When all the others turn you away
They're around
It's my private pleasure
Midnight fantasy
Someone to share my
Wildest dreams with me
Imaginary lover you're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers, oh yeah
When ordinary lovers
Don't feel what you feel
And real-life situations lose their thrill
Imagination's unreal
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
Imaginary lovers never disagree
They always care
They're always there when
You need satisfaction guaranteed
Imaginary lover, imaginary lover
You're mine all the time
My imaginary lover
You're mine anytime
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This reminds when I was listing my Demon for sale on Craiglist and some guy called me up around midnight (high as a kite) wanting to trade for it. At one point he offered me a "duck and pair of twins". I accepted on the condition that the twins were old enough to mow my lawn.
Most people would have been annoyed. I thought the entire conversation was great fun. It still makes me chuckle years later.
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Of course I'm joking. I just wanted to share a beautiful woman singer I had just discovered. If she can figure out what's wrong with the '66 Corvette's carb she is welcome here.
Actually there's a few things I would like about living in Russia. The culture is very conservative. Have you ever watched the comedy skit with the couple that are emigrating to the US but change their minds mid-flight?
Actually there's a few things I would like about living in Russia. The culture is very conservative. Have you ever watched the comedy skit with the couple that are emigrating to the US but change their minds mid-flight?
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Does Yana blow up all the party balloons there ? She does have big lips.
Those are child bearing lips.
His imaginary lover is Mary Palmer!
No those are anti child bearing lips!
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