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I’ve got a neat red one. I’ll let you have it for, say, 40 bucks. It’s the rare one. Heck, I’ll include shipping! Just let me know.
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An 85-year-old man went in for his routine physical, and the doctor handed him a small jar.
“Take this home,” the doctor said, “and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the man came back with the jar — completely empty and spotless.
The doctor raised an eyebrow. “What happened?”
The old man sighed. “Well, Doc, I tried with my right hand… nothing. Then my left hand… still nothing. So I asked my wife for help. She tried with both hands, then her mouth — first with her teeth in, then without — but no luck. So we even called our neighbor Arleen. She tried with her hands, her armpit, and even between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor, horrified, said, “You asked your neighbor to help?”
The old man shrugged and said, “Yep… none of us could get the damn jar open!”
Tom
“Take this home,” the doctor said, “and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the man came back with the jar — completely empty and spotless.
The doctor raised an eyebrow. “What happened?”
The old man sighed. “Well, Doc, I tried with my right hand… nothing. Then my left hand… still nothing. So I asked my wife for help. She tried with both hands, then her mouth — first with her teeth in, then without — but no luck. So we even called our neighbor Arleen. She tried with her hands, her armpit, and even between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor, horrified, said, “You asked your neighbor to help?”
The old man shrugged and said, “Yep… none of us could get the damn jar open!”
Tom
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