WTB YOUR SICK OF IT!!! LOOKING FOR A HEADACHE!! WTB 68-70 Charger. The Kind That’s Destroyed Relationships and Bank Accounts.

[TimHudgins]

Listen, fellow Mopar masochists.

I’m hunting for your half-finished, soul-sucking, wallet-vaporizing ’68–’70 Charger project.
The one your spouse calls “that stupid car” every time they trip over a fender in the garage.
You know the one:

• The body shop ghosted you after the second deposit
• You’ve bought the same part three times because you forgot you already did.
• Your friends stopped asking “How’s the Charger coming?” two years ago.
• Your therapy bills cost more than your rear end gears.

I want that car.

Requirements (I’m desperate, not stupid):

• Rust-free
• Straight frame.
• Roller or nearly complete.
• Ideally in primer or ready for paint.
• Title that doesn’t still have your ex’s name on it.

Budget: Did Moses have a budget when he built the ark?

Located in Texas — will travel anywhere for the right kind of pain, including Alaska.

If you’re on the brink of lighting it on fire or listing it “for parts” out of pure spite, DM me first.
I’ll take your heartbreak, your half-finished dream, and your HOA violation notice — and give the Charger a fresh shot at redemption.
Think of me as your automotive exorcist. I don't mind puking, crawling up the wall or reciting bible verses to get thr

Let me cleanse your garage of this beautiful curse.

 

[Jeff Peterson]

Chargers for sale by crack addicts

 

[4mulas]

Your wanted add should be ‘looking for a unicorn’

Double your budget and ‘might’ find something ready for paint. Might

 

[TimHudgins]

Your wanted add should be ‘looking for a unicorn’

Double your budget and ‘might’ find something ready for paint. Might

Chill son.
You're wasting your time and energy posting here with this hate bs.
That number is just a guide line.
I know the market and i'm open to spending whatever i have to.

 

[TimHudgins]

Chargers for sale by crack addicts

LMAO

Thats a good one

 

[ruffcut]

I appreciate the good laugh! RUFFCUT!

 

[chargervert]

A second generation Charger rust free and ready to paint for 25k? Lol,that's so 2005!

 

[furious70]

I'm not aware of any ark rescuing done by Moses. I think he left it dry docked after Noah was done with it.

 

[TimHudgins]

I'm not aware of any ark rescuing done by Moses. I think he left it dry docked after Noah was done with it.

LMAO

I need to go back to Bible study apparently.

 

[Coelacanth]

Interesting wording up there. Makes it sound like us 2nd-gen Charger owners absolutely hate our projects and can't wait to be rid of them...

But I wish you luck in your search, all the same.

 

[Sahara]

Been on the site for one day and YOU’RE telling people to chill?

 

[DeltaV]

The ad strategy might work better when searching for a 1979 Chrysler 300 to buy.

 

[4mulas]

Chill son.
You're wasting your time and energy posting here with this hate bs.
That number is just a guide line.
I know the market and i'm open to spending whatever i have to.

Okay pops! I guess the check marks and thumbs up to my post don’t reflect the views of probably every member in this site?

You join today and have added zero value to this forum and now you’re calling me out.

Perhaps you should rag on rest of the follow up post’s too and see where that gets you.

I like deltaV’s post about looking for a nice chrysler 300 for 25k. Sounds like it’s probably your speed anyway dad.

Get lost.

PS. For anyone contemplating contacting this clown to sell your charger I’ll pay you $100 more than he will….

 

[Charles Cook]

 

[MarPar]

 

[Mopars & Missiles]

Regardless of the somewhat amusing "wanted ad", this guy comes across as a "35 year old smart ***, know it all," that is begging to be put on the IGNORE list. Ok, so be it. He's officially ignored!

 

[DeltaV]

Okay pops! I guess the check marks and thumbs up to my post don’t reflect the views of probably every member in this site?

You join today and have added zero value to this forum and now you’re calling me out.

Perhaps you should rag on rest of the follow up post’s too and see where that gets you.

I like deltaV’s post about looking for a nice chrysler 300 for 25k. Sounds like it’s probably your speed anyway dad.

Get lost.

PS. For anyone contemplating contacting this clown to sell your charger I’ll pay you $100 more than he will….

Ok, $85,600 it is.

 

[davek]

Ok, $85,600 it is.

Your not tripping over your fenders. And who doesnt buy the same part 3 times? Dam mines painted so guess he wouldnt want my project. Good luck on your hunt.

 

[eldubb440]

the "rust free" part might be an issue

maybe @Kern Dog can make him a deal on the jigsaw

 

[davek]

the "rust free" part might be an issue