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*unofficial what are you listening to?* thread

Some Alice Cooper quotes:
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Cooper lives in Phoenix, where he owns a sports bar that serves a two-foot hot dog called the Big Unit.

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

I'm pretty sure that Tiger Woods is an alien, so that clears that up.

My mom taught me that everything causes lockjaw. But I've never met anybody who got tetanus.

When we did "School's Out," I knew we had just done the national anthem. I've become the Francis Scott Key of the last day of school.

Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical.

You have to treat your wife like you treated her when you first met her and were trying to get her in bed.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up.

They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone.

If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

The greatest trick Satan ever had was to get people to believe he doesn't exist.

Every horror movie usually has some good laughs in it.

It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

Anything after 115 degrees doesn't register anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

Mickey Mantle never played for the Orioles. Now, it's hard to get behind a player when you know he may not be there next year because some other team will pay him $5 million more.

When I moved to L. A. with this little wimpy garage band, the first people we met were the Doors. Then we met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All of the people who died of excess were our big brothers and sisters. So I said to myself: How do you become a legend and enjoy it? The answer is to create a character as legendary as those guys and leave that character on the stage.

I have a little routine. It's an hour and a half. I get the makeup on. I put on a really cheap, bad kung-fu movie. As soon as the curtain comes down, I turn and can continue the conversation I was having the moment the curtain went up.

God gives you a life and says, Okay, what are you going to do with it?
 
Stumbled on this.

EX-Whitesnake, ex TSO.

May have seen him live and not known it.

Some DIO-esque feel in places.



 
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