A carburetor walks into a bar…

[Slantsixdan]

It's like that joke about the string who walks in the bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve strings; get on outta here, now", so the string goes out to the parking lot and rolls around, gets all dirty and frazzled, drags itself back into the bar and orders a drink…the bartender looks at it suspiciously and says "I donno…are you a string?" and the string says, "'fraid not" (frayed knot): "Hummus eggshell" sounds like "homoѕexual".

 

[GetX'd]

Ooookkkkkaaayyyy now I get it....! Good analogy for us slow folks..... lol

 

[DeltaV]

A wife comes home and tells her husband, "Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carburetor."

The husband replies, "That's not possible."

"Well," says the wife, "I'm telling you that's the problem."

The husband gets up and sighs, "OK, fine. Where'd you park it?"

The wife points toward the backyard, "In the swimming pool."