A gift from my wife.

[coronet68mx]

First of all, thanks guys for your opinions in the tread about my trip to Italy, but since we're not going,I still have to pay for the credit I took for the trip, and that leave me in a tight spot economically speaking, my lovely wife doesn't give me a gift for our anniversary or my birthday, and she ask me 15 days ago, what I want, I told her I really want some electric tools, yesterday, after work, she call me and ask me if I already checked my tv room for my gif and .... tadaaaa this is her gift for me...

MY GOD...

I NEVER EVER ASK FOR THOSE HIDEOUS SANDALS!!!
Am not that dumb, and of course I call her and say thank you is a beautiful gift
I appreciate the gesture though.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Never let her see this post....

Sorry, I feel your pain... Momma never quite finds the gifts I would want... But as you say, I appreciate the gesture.....

 

[slimt]

You have a girl friend you can give those too?

 

[dadsbee]

I think you're supposed to wear them to bed.. doesn't it say Fair Game on them!! LOL

 

[44070dart]

Expensive I'm guessing

 

[coronet68mx]

As a couple we have this ahh.. lets call it meeting Friday night, appetizers a couple of drinks, I have vodka and gin and she also, and she ask me a dozen of times if I like the freaking sandals, me, as a complete liar and looking the eye on her face say yes I love it...

 

[coronet68mx]

Expensive I'm guessing

Yes, she keep saying how expensive it was, don't get me wrong, but I couldn't care less about the brand of shoes or clothes that I wear, but she does, and beside I stand by my saying, HIDEOUS SANDALS.

 

[coronet68mx]

You have a girl friend you can give those too?

No I don't, but my giggles woud be delighted to chew them
Lazy dog...

 

[Ernie ingling]

Should have went to Italy at least you got a fighting chance against the virus. But the slips be around long time and you know you’ll have to wear them Christmas morning.

 

[JimCoronette]

I use wishlists to get what I really want. Text the link before the occasion.
Amazon, Home Depot, and Autozone are my big 3.
Anyone want the links?

Oh and for her gift, get her that Dewalt table saw that she has been coveting for years.

 

[khryslerkid]

No I don't, but my giggles woud be delighted to chew them
Lazy dog...View attachment 919293

Sandals...Dog....Chew....No more Sandals....

Bad Dog!

 

[Hey-O]

You're lucky! A friend of mine said, for his birthday he got a pair of shoes and a piece of *** and they were both to big...........

 

[coronet68mx]

You're lucky! A friend of mine said, for his birthday he got a pair of shoes and a piece of *** and they were both to big...........

put it that way, yes, am a ver lucky man.

 

[gkent]

Here's what I think ... she knows ******* well you hate the sandals but is putting you to the test. Now she knows you're a lying prick and can't be trusted. You're fucked dude !!

 

[coronet68mx]

Here's what I think ... she knows ******* well you hate the sandals but is putting you to the test. Now she knows you're a lying prick and can't be trusted. You're fucked dude !!

You really screwed me bro...at least
She knows that I love her deeply, despite the dreadful sandals.

 

[kiwigtx]

Sandals...Dog....Chew....No more Sandals....

Bad Dog!

I like this idea.

Put some dog food on one of them, and encourage the dog to have a chew...ruined the pair easily.

 

[coronet68mx]

I like this idea.

Put some dog food on one of them, and encourage the dog to have a chew...ruined the pair easily.

Actually that's not a bad idea, is there a meat scene in a can that I can use ?

 

[coronet68mx]

I use wishlists to get what I really want. Text the link before the occasion.
Amazon, Home Depot, and Autozone are my big 3.
Anyone want the links?

Oh and for her gift, get her that Dewalt table saw that she has been coveting for years.

YES PLEASE!!!

 

[kiwigtx]

Actually thats not a bad idea, is there a meat scene in a can that can use ?¥

Like this ^^^^

Disclaimer - You might need a bigger dog.

 

[coronet68mx]

exactly like that.