A gift from my wife.

[mobileparts]

chtampa,
I guess as the English would say,
"Bloody well right !!!! "

 

[coronet68mx]

You got the greatest gift ever, and should tell her:

“THIS IS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED! Blow Job Sandals! I’ll put them on right now!”

if I get a slap on my face is your fault

 

[coronet68mx]

My wife gave me the best gift a man could ever have.....well at least for me......

She leaving right???

 

[coronet68mx]

Look at the bright side -- you got a gift for your birthday from your wife....
One a month, I get a gift from my wife. She says,
"Honey, I am in the mood !!!!!"
When I climb the stairs from my man cave (lesbian porno for the last half hour to get in the mood !!!!),
She tells me,
"It is that time of the month, though..."

Oh well, maybe next month......