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A tough old rancher

oldbee

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Told his grandson that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle some gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did it religiously, and he lived to be 97.
When he died, he left behind 14children,27 grandchildren, 34 great-grandchildren and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
 
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