Absolutely shocked today....

[kiwigtx]

and still laughing about it. I had another one of those weirdo phone calls from India or wherever those bastages come from. I was in such a hurry to grab the phone, I only had a quick glance, and the numbers that registered in my brain looked like my wife calling from work.
So I casually answered saying "Bonjour", expecting a silly laugh in reply.

Instead I get some retarded 'Indian' telling me how he could repair my Micwosoff vindows, and some other incomprehensible garbage. I let him go for a few seconds, then unleashed my usual tirade of verbal abuse. After giving this guy a real good impression of a cross between Ned Flanders and Apu, I told him that I didn't have a cowpooter, and he should go have sex with his sacred cow (other words were used).

That is when I got the reply that made me laugh and opened my eyes.

He said to me "Motherfu**er....go fu** yourself"

I finally got the one guy who knows how to give some back.

He hung up soon after that.

I still think it's funny...even 6 hours later. Not sure if he'll call again...damn.

 

[Car Nut]

 

[Lefty71]

Not sure if he'll call again...damn.

If you were in the USA, you can bet all his cousins will be calling. Near as I can tell, that's about all a landline phone is for anymore.

 

[multimopes]

That was great, Kiwi. Those opportunities don't come as often as they used to, but you nailed it! " Hello Pleeze, Iam tu be tawking to yu! "Vindows iz calling."
I can hardly respond without losing it one way or the other.
Thanks for the story!

 

[gkent]

Got the same call yesterday - in Canada. Asks me to go to my computer so I put the phone down and went about my business. Picked it up 1/2 hour later and he was gone.

 

[MarPar]

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

I am getting BOmBARDED by these calls.I make them repeat a few times then ask for someone that speaks english,,,,,,,then I as if they are in the US,if not transfer me to the US as I can't understand their jibberish.Then they hang up
Another approach is I immediately as for a supervisor and they hang up.Try calling back that number and it won't go through........

 

[JB400]

The last one I had was selling health insurance. She asked me if I wanted it, and I said yes. Her reply was "No you don't!" and hung up.

Nice to have someone tell me what I want or don't want. No calls since.

 

[snakeyes]

happens all the time all day everyday all types

 

[Photon440]

I had a call about my computer too. She was actually fairly easy to understand, telling me with great concern in her voice that "Sir, we have detected that your computer has a serious problem and must be checked right away", so I immediately said "Wow, I had no idea. Thanks for letting me know, I'll take care of it right away", and then I hung up. No return call.

 

[khryslerkid]

I'll ask for their number so I can call them back. They'll reply with we don't give out our number. I'll reply with "I dont give out mine either" and hang up.

I had a guy call me once and I told him to find a real job that doesn't involve bothering people all the time, and hung up. Well he calls me right back and says "I do have a real job". So I asked him if he went to college. He said that he did. I told him he's wasting his life, calling people and being a pita. I practically had the guy crying and he hung up. I felt bad for a moment and then he calls back again! I said "what? you're calling back for more!" and hung up. Left the phone off the receiver for a couple of hours.

 

[conv67bdere]

Such a troublemaker you are. . . How do we ever put up with you ? ?

Keep up the good work my friend !

 

[Ranger16]

He said to me "Motherfu**er....go fu** yourself"

I think I spoke to this guy once before as well.

 

[RVW]

I use a sports air horn to reply. Usually one short blast is all it takes. Works every time never get a call back

 

[Frank Mopar]

Best thing to do is hang up. I nean it would be great to rip reach theough the phone and rip their maggot head head off but screaming and stuff accomplishes nothing.

Who the hell bites on this stuff anyways?!!

 

[MarPar]

 

[Ranger16]

Best thing to do is hang up. I nean it would be great to rip reach theough the phone and rip their maggot head head off but screaming and stuff accomplishes nothing.

Who the hell bites on this stuff anyways?!!

It must work or they wouldn't call. Remember, there's one born every minute.

 

[Dibbons]

I recieved calls for several weeks in a row, asking me if I were interested in a certain credit card. I kept telling them I already had that credit card and asked 'em to quit calling.

Finally, the last time I told them I already had that credit card and if they ever called me back again, asking if I wanted it, I would go ahead and cancel the card.

 

[Budnicks]

great response @kiwigtx

 

[snakeyes]

if your on that due not call list every time you report a number it seems you get another twenty Fn calls I rather just throw the phones away