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Absolutely shocked today....

Sadly my country is in a turmoil regarding organize crime, in fact my " daughter "has call me countless times ,crying and telling me that she's beings kidnapped ,I just hang up the phone, one day I answered the phone and there she was ... again... crying asking me for money so she doesn't gett hurt ,so I decided to play along and i say to her that I was sick and tired of this situation, and she's only trying to extortion me, you're always being a whore since you're a teen and you always liked to get fu@#ed please don't let this guy you're with now fu@##in the a@#$ that's the last thing you need, she suddenly stopped crying and start call me so many names and use so many bad words ,I laugh and laugh then the "kidnapper " grab the phone and start again , i lauhg even harder, at this point i hang up m, I change my phone number and this phone calls finally stop .
 
Sadly my country is in a turmoil regarding organize crime, in fact my " daughter "has call me countless times ,crying and telling me that she's beings kidnapped ,I just hang up the phone, one day I answered the phone and there she was ... again... crying asking me for money so she doesn't gett hurt ,so I decided to play along and i say to her that I was sick and tired of this situation, and she's only trying to extortion me, you're always being a whore since you're a teen and you always liked to get fu@#ed please don't let this guy you're with now fu@##in the a@#$ that's the last thing you need, she suddenly stopped crying and start call me so many names and use so many bad words ,I laugh and laugh then the "kidnapper " grab the phone and start again , i lauhg even harder, at this point i hang up m, I change my phone number and this phone calls finally stop .
:rofl::rofl::rofl: nicely done.
 
The best is when they call and I'm at the gun range ! I'll shoot a bunch yell and scream a bit then say thanks for calling at the time we agreed on for my alibi! Then if there still there I asked where they wanted the body dumped that usallus gets me off the list !
 
The best is when they call and I'm at the gun range ! I'll shoot a bunch yell and scream a bit then say thanks for calling at the time we agreed on for my alibi! Then if there still there I asked where they wanted the body dumped that usallus gets me off the list !

That's great, I love it! That's one call that won't be repeated! LOL
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My solution is to pick up the phone and drop it. While it's sitting there I stage whisper this, " Christ, Sally...why the **** did u pick up the phone? Now we're gonna have to hunt this poor ****** down and kill him too..." Then quietly listen. The stuff they say after that is ALWAYS interesting...lol.
 
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