Add to the line......

[Cranky]

A white horse walks into a bar.....

 

[tnfastback]

Runs into AOC and says, “Is that you Wilbur”

 

[sabre67]

and orders a Black Russian

 

[NJRR]

Bartender says " We don't serve Black Russians here !!"

 

[Pikser]

a snowflake starts crying.

 

[Beekeeper]

Then the horse says “screw this place“

 

[68gtxman]

Then the horse says “screw this place“

And the horse you rode in on!

 

[Photon440]

Meanwhile, high above, an aging weather satellite in a decaying orbit starts to decend....

 

[moparwacko]

And says, who owns this car with the peace signs, mag wheels, and 4 on the floor?

 

[khryslerkid]

And the horse replies... "I Do!"

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

It’s FAST and NO you can not drive it

 

[Cranky]

And the the falling satellite smashes the car killing the horse just as the horse got it up to 100.

 

[khryslerkid]

1970 Mustang Mach 1 no more! Two Mustangs with one stone.

When the fire department showed up they couldn't believe what they were looking at....

 

[tnfastback]

They noticed an Immediate loss in Horsepower.

 

[cryplydog]

So they poured in a can of STP.

 

[Mopar Hunter]

And realized someone had done a LS swap.

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

As the Road Runner went by he thought it looked like something that the Coyote had done

 

[Cranky]

The road runner figured the Coyote got sick and puked his guts so he just kept on keeping on

 

[Durandal25]

.......and asks if anyone has seen where America has gone?

 

[ricks_RR]

.......and asks if anyone has seen where America has gone?

its gone to china and that satellite was from china just giving back ****