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and spit it out
 
while his mother growled, " You have to finish your human before you can...…"
 
have French poodles for dessert
 
that crossed the road to see what the egg was......
 
...and died in a cloud of feathers as a speeding car ran her down.....
 
...to the corner shop for some cigarettes and ...
 
and one packet of toothpicks.
 
was hit by a passing kid on a skateboard...
 
and ate BBQ pork rinds
 
His mother wondered, why doesn't little Johnny text me back?
 
Little Johnny apparently ran over his phone with his new Segway scooter
 
And yet blaming his misfortune on everyone else but himself.
 
After dusting himself down with a ....
 
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