Best Aussie pick-up line ever

[Aussie Coronet]

With only 4 days to go until I arrive in the US, I thought it timely to give you ample warning of what you're in for!

BEST AUSSIE PICK UP

LINE EVER:


An Aussie walks into a Pub in the US and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks,

'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies,

'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'

The intrigued woman says,

'a state-of-the-art watch?, ''What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains,

'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says,

'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,

' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

 

[wannadrag]

:rolling:

 

[1badgtx]

Nice!!!!!

 

[74sundance]

ha ha.....Didn't work for me

 

[69 Runner]

ha ha.....Didn't work for me

Been an hour and your panties still on????????? :rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[khryslerkid]

Been an hour and your panties still on????????? :rolling::rolling::rolling:

His or Hers? :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

 

[Aussie Coronet]

ha ha.....Didn't work for me

Serves ya right for trying to pass yourself off as an Aussie!:tongueflap:

 

[74sundance]

lol,Thank's guy's

 

[BuckNeccid]

Lock up the wimmen and small animals... Coronet's on his way!!

Actually, the accent YOU don't have, but WE think you do is like an aphrodisiac to women here. You may be beating them off you with a club. Just enjoy and be picky.

 

[Aussie Coronet]

Haha, that would be awesome news.....If I wasn't bringing my wife!:edgy:

She'll be watching me like a hawk!:yes:

 

[moparstuart]

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[iraqivet01]

Good one.

 

[scotts74birds]

"Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives! Lock up your back door and run for your lives.......!" Where ya gonna be, mate?

 

[iraqivet01]

He's an Auzzie, I'm worry more about my livestock. Ha ha

 

[scotts74birds]

He's an Auzzie, I'm worry more about my livestock. Ha ha

Nah, those are the Tazzies ya gotta worrie about! Tazmania...where the men are men, the women are few, and the sheep are nervous!

 

[Aussie Coronet]

Right now, I'm in Anaheim CA. Did the California World straight off the plane after 15 hours wedged into an economy seat. Just back from Hooters for dinner......pity the wife was with me:icon_lol: Did get a photo of 5 of the girls with my young bloke though, he's 14 and didn't know what to do.

Tomorrow, Disneyland, more sore feet and some nervous driving on the streets of Los Angeles.

Hey tell me something, why does it appear you can sometimes turn right on the red light and sometimes you can't? I've had a couple of blokes beep me at the red light wanting me to go through and I don't know whether to go or just get out and beat **** outta them.:icon_axe:

 

[69clone]

Right now, I'm in Anaheim CA. Did the California World straight off the plane after 15 hours wedged into an economy seat. Just back from Hooters for dinner......pity the wife was with me:icon_lol: Did get a photo of 5 of the girls with my young bloke though, he's 14 and didn't know what to do.

Tomorrow, Disneyland, more sore feet and some nervous driving on the streets of Los Angeles.

Hey tell me something, why does it appear you can sometimes turn right on the red light and sometimes you can't? I've had a couple of blokes beep me at the red light wanting me to go through and I don't know whether to go or just get out and beat **** outta them.:icon_axe:

Sounds like your having a good time i know i would. Don't know about the laws in Cal or anything but usually they have a sign that says no turn on red, Be careful because they might have cameras catching you in the act if it is ilegal.

 

[Joe Mopar]

Aussie many times at intersections unless there is a sign that says "No Right Turn On Red" you may proceed to make a right hand turn once coming to a complete stop and looking for traffic. At least in the North East.

 

[BuckNeccid]

It's my understanding that it's nationwide legal right on red UNLESS posted No turn. I know that's the case at least in WV, OH, KY, TN, VA and PA.

 

[Redpolara]

Hey Aussie, just drive around in an SUV.......at least that way,no one's surprised if you to do something unpredictable in the traffic.