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Billy Graham, Limo Driver

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Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his Plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.

As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. 'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never Driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'

The driver said,

'No problem. Have at it.'

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off
Down
the highway.
A short distance away
Sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.


The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.

The trooper pulled out
And
easily caught the limo
And he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door
And
when the glass
Was rolled down,
He was surprised to see
Who was driving.


He immediately excused himself and went back to his car
And called his supervisor.


He told the supervisor,
'I know we are supposed
To enforce the law....
But I also know that
Important
people are
Given
certain courtesies.
I need to know what
I should do because
I have stopped a
Very important person.'


The supervisor asked,
'Is it the governor?'


The young trooper said,
'No, he's more important
Than that.'

The supervisor said,
'Oh, so it's the president.'


The young trooper said,
'No, he's even more
Important than that.'


The supervisor finally asked,

'Well then, who is it?'

The young trooper said,

'I think it's Jesus,
Because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!
 
Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his Plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.

As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. 'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never Driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'

The driver said,

'No problem. Have at it.'

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off
Down
the highway.
A short distance away
Sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.


The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.

The trooper pulled out
And
easily caught the limo
And he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door
And
when the glass
Was rolled down,
He was surprised to see
Who was driving.


He immediately excused himself and went back to his car
And called his supervisor.


He told the supervisor,
'I know we are supposed
To enforce the law....
But I also know that
Important
people are
Given
certain courtesies.
I need to know what
I should do because
I have stopped a
Very important person.'


The supervisor asked,
'Is it the governor?'


The young trooper said,
'No, he's more important
Than that.'


The supervisor said,
'Oh, so it's the president.'


The young trooper said,
'No, he's even more
Important than that.'


The supervisor finally asked,

'Well then, who is it?'

The young trooper said,

'I think it's Jesus,
Because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!
Not what I expected at the end, good one.
 
I was afraid to read this joke, but it was good
 
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