blondes

[waroc]

:headbang: a blonde is driving her car down a country road when she comes upon another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a field. She immediately stops the car and jumps out yelling " it's dumb blondes like you that give all us blondes a bad name, and if i could swim, i'd come out there and kick your butt ! " :3gears:

 

[Finallygotmine]

Thats good, How do you sink a submarine full of blonds?.....You knock on the door!!

 

[Deleted member 214]

What to you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence!

 

[cam383]

A blonde is walking along the river bank and catches up to another blonde on the other side of the river and YELLS How do you get to the other side of the river?

The other blonde replies: You are on the other side of the river

 

[scotts74birds]

A blonde, brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar. The brunette asks for a VO. The bartender says "I'm new. What is that?" The brunette tells him it's a Vodka and Orange juice. The red-head says she wants am RC. Thats a Rum and Coke. The Blonde says "I'll have a 15!" The bartender says "What is that?" The blonde says "Duh! A Seven-and-Seven!"

 

[Benji]

A newly wed blonde excitedly tells her husband she has good news and great news! The good news is I am pregnant she says. He asks her how did she know? To which she responds I bought one of those testers at the drug store and I tested positive! So he asks OK, what is the great news. She says we are gonna have twins! So he asks how she knows that. She says she went and bought a second tester and it said she was pregnant too!

Benji

 

[tpodwdog]

a blonde was watching tv when the anchor man reported that 5 brazilian sky divers were killed. she turns to her husband and asks him...."how many is in a brazillion?? "

( keep thinkin...itll hit ya anytime now):rolling:

 

[alleyoopmgv]

A blonde is walking along the river bank and catches up to another blonde on the other side of the river and YELLS How do you get to the other side of the river?

The other blonde replies: You are on the other side of the river

I laughed for 5 minuets straight! That's funny sh!t!

 

[alleyoopmgv]

a blonde was watching tv when the anchor man reported that 5 brazilian sky divers were killed. she turns to her husband and asks him...."how many is in a brazillion?? "

( keep thinkin...itll hit ya anytime now):rolling:

That's funny stuff too, I'm seriously in tears, how hard I'm laughing! ROTF!

 

[Budnicks]

Those are all good jokes, I read them off to Old Pops he laughed so damn hard, coffee shot out of his nose...

 

[1967_Joe]

How do you confuse a blonde?

You give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them.

 

[Ron 73]

I got this and couldn't help but add it with the rest...

"Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are THREE WOMEN to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.



The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.



They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.



The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.."



They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.



The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug that thing in." "

 

[ss1gtx]

Do you know what you get when you turn a blonde upside down?

A brunette with bad breath.

 

[Revhendo]

Two Blondes walk into a building.

Ya figure one of them would've seen it.......

 

[scotts74birds]

My wife is blonde, French-Canadian, and Polish. Its just too easy!

 

[waroc]

:headbang: haha! Thats funny right there. I dont care who ya are :3gears::3gears: