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Childbirth vs kicked in the nuts

Cranky

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Women are always going on about how painful child birth is and that men never would experience anything like it. A lot of women are ready to have another child shortly after having one (not my X wife!) but you'll never hear a man say "hey Barney, would you come over and kick me in the nuts again.....!!"
 
Child birth hurts more than getting kicked in the nuts. Pissing out kidney stones maybe on the same level as child birth..
 
If you got showered in gifts and everyone came over and told you how awesome it is that you are doing it each time you probably would. Not to mention having the option of taking drugs for it.

Of course if you kept getting kicked in the nuts you wouldn't need to worry about getting pregnent.

Some people deserve to be kicked in the nuts repeatedly.
 
Child birth hurts more than getting kicked in the nuts. Pissing out kidney stones maybe on the same level as child birth..
Maybe you've never been kicked hard enough lol. I know some women that seem to pop out the kids without much effort or pain....of course, I wouldn't want to piss them off either! :headbang:
 
Fear of is bad enough, and ive never had kids but i do remember being covered with crap straddling a tail gate and my foot slipped and being a pretty big guy then at 6-5, 330 well, lets say it was a self induced kick in the nuts wrestling down pigs to take to auction, covered with slop and slammed in the nuts. still 6-5 twas a long day.
 
I made it to 48 seconds. I wonder if he charge admission or not! He's really messed up lol
 
Child birth hurts more than getting kicked in the nuts. Pissing out kidney stones maybe on the same level as child birth..


Yeah I would put kidneys stones above any other pain. I had one last week I was looking for my hollow tip bullets to put me out of misery. I thought I was going to die.
 
I made it to 48 seconds. I wonder if he charge admission or not! He's really messed up lol

Somebody interviewed him once and he said he's fathered 1 or 2 kids so far. How after that ^^^^^^ I will never understand.
 
Freaken "O_U_C_H" I don't want either, Hey I got something called a Hydrocele cyst (spelling? it's like having a big giant tennis ball size water blister on your nut) from playing with my 85lb dog & him jumping in my lap trying to get his tug toy, it was like have been kicked in the nuts repeatedly for days on end, you can't tell me it dosen't hurt...:iamwithstupid:
 
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