GinoX
Well-Known Member
Oldie, so don't know if this already has been posted.....
CIA JOB OPENING
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists... 2 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The CIA man said.
"You can't be serious!! I could never shoot my wife." The aspiring agent said.
"Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second finalist was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then he came out with tears in his eyes. "Believe me I tried, but I really can't kill my wife."
The CIA agent said, "You pansy, you don't have what it takes. Take your wife and get the **** outta here."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, torn shirt tangled hair and all. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with ******* BLANKS, you fuckers", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
CIA JOB OPENING
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists... 2 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The CIA man said.
"You can't be serious!! I could never shoot my wife." The aspiring agent said.
"Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second finalist was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then he came out with tears in his eyes. "Believe me I tried, but I really can't kill my wife."
The CIA agent said, "You pansy, you don't have what it takes. Take your wife and get the **** outta here."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, torn shirt tangled hair and all. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with ******* BLANKS, you fuckers", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
