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Swear to God.....ya just can't make this stuff up!!!!!

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MR. SPANK ( business opportunity )​

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MR. SPANK ( business opportunity ) - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist
 
Rick@Laysons said:
Swear to God.....ya just can't make this stuff up!!!!!

:rofl:

MR. SPANK ( business opportunity )​

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MR. SPANK ( business opportunity ) - wanted - by owner - sale - craigslist
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Just in case it goes offline...


MR.SPANK, Inventor William Wilson designed and built a unit to hopefully put some kind of control on today's crime especially youth crime. If we do not do anything about it it's going to get badly out of control, then there will be no controlling it at all. Most people take a blind eye to it, until someone they love gets killed by a drive by shooting or has a gun stuck in their face saying give me your keys and your money! I call it, Hometown law the old-fashioned way! (discipline) jail and finds just isn't working I believe that all juvenile detention centers should have 1 and county jails as well, if they sign a release that the state is free from getting sued, in return the criminal gets out of jail and fine free, they just need to get a few SWATS!
sounds easy huh, I'll guarantee you they don't want to come back! very painful the object of MR. SPANK is to
(FEAR IT)
it's a very well-built unit it adjust to fit all, the paddle is adjustable as well from a soft spank to a hard 1, I need a 5 minute video on this unit, I cannot do that I need a partner I'm offering 25% of this unit or more, that's negotiable. I am not looking for any money from anybody just someone that has good computer skills so we can get a video made website, and we both can help with marketing. age and sex does not matter to me though I guess I'd prefer a female they seem to be a little better at this kind of stuff, I would like to get it on the news media, so it can be demonstrated! that way people can comment on it. hopefully a (partner) might be able to do this. All I know is If we do not do nothing about this we're all going to be sorry! and wished we did, we don't have any alternatives! be part of making history. thank you William
I NEED A PARTNER!
 
It looks more like a torture device. Maybe for an S&M dungeon. :p
 
There are no safety devices on that thing.
A lawsuit in the making.
 
khryslerkid said:
My Father didn't need no machine! :eek:
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(Neither of) Mine either...
Stepfather Bob his big-*** calloused hand or a belt

my mom;
it was what ever she had at the time a spoon or her hairbrush, her hand
or those toy/wood paddles with the rubber-band & lil' red ball on the end
was a favorite (minus the rubber band & lil' red ball)

My blood father Harvey
he had what was called a Corinthians Paddle from 'a frat'
paddle repurposed
(his frat used them for initiation ordeals, walk down the line & get a whack
for each member & you got one for yourself, after you were in)
it had like 1/4" holes drilled in it, so it had no wind resistance
it looked like a 22" (?), like 4" wide (ish) like a hi-tech Cricket bat-paddle/flat club
a nice grip of gaff tape on it too, so you get a good grip/handle on it...

band over the foot of the bed & get a few whacks with that thing
"you knew you were disciplined"
 
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kiwigtx said:
Just in case it goes offline...
. I am looking for money so we can get a video made.
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I NEED A PARTNER!

Uhh, count me OUT.
I want to make a video too but this ain’t my sort of thing.
 
The village doesn't raise the kids, the parents do...
Or are supposed to...

Part of the problems with many children today
their wimpy *** parents, spineless in many cases
have no perceived control, or refuse to discipline their offspring
just let them Runamuck...

It's about time they start doing it again, their way today doesn't work...

you don't need to beat them
just show them there are consequences for you actions
& a lil' discomfort for a short time. never hurt anyone really
 
Kern Dog said:
I NEED A PARTNER!

Uhh, count me OUT.
I want to make a video too but this ain’t my sort of thing.
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Are you sure a collaboration is off the table.....? :lol:

Spanky McMopar starring in the new movie - "The Gringo's of Granite Bay" :poke:
 
Several kinks that I never warmed up to include spanking and butt stuff.
 
When I was in grade school, small Montana town in the 60's, the principal had a large paddle with holes in it so it would swing faster and sting more.
Some of the teachers had their own variations too, and were kept on display.
The system worked well, it should still be that way today!
 
The holes in paddle for better aerodynamics theory has been disproven, I'm sure.
People still say that quite often though.
 
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