Couple one liners.

[Finallygotmine]

Blond joke,

How do you sink a submarine full of blonds? Knock on the hatch.

Pollock joke,

How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? Wave at him.

How do you break a Pollack's finger? punch him in the nose.

 

[scotts74birds]

Hey! Wait a second there! My wife is blonde, Polish, AND French-Canadian!. I...uh ...well.....nevermind. You are right. But, I should probably be getting a check from the government, just for keeping her off the streets!