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Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Auggie56

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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


raw




"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."



You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool Some people.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!
 
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


raw




"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."



You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool Some people.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!
LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD. WAS THINKING HE`S FUUL OF SH-- TILL THE END !
 
Reminds me of

"How do you catch a Polara Bear"

Cut a hole in the ice

Empty a can of peas in it

When he comes to take a pea

You kick him in the ice hole
 
Or how to catch an elephant

Dig a hole and fill with ash
then circle with peanuts
when they eat the peanuts you kick them in the ash hole

one of my daughters jokes from about grade two
 
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
 
What's brown and stupid?

A blood clot.
 
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