I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The
day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
She then said that's what you did yesterday-to which I replied-"I'M NOT DONE,
SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW!"
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she
then would have asked, "about what?" At that point I would have had to explain
that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other
questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful
than having a baby and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the
reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often
say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like
another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
She then said that's what you did yesterday-to which I replied-"I'M NOT DONE,
SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW!"
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she
then would have asked, "about what?" At that point I would have had to explain
that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other
questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful
than having a baby and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the
reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often
say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like
another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
Messed him up, surgery to repair one of the little tubes down there that detached. He recovered ok....... but he never played softball again. 
