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Depressed

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."



Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc
. .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got very excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... sigh...
 
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