dip stick

[bearman]

a guy goes into a napa store salesperson ask if he could help. the guy said yes you can please show me a longer dip stick for my oil because this one doesn't touch the oil anymore.

 

[Ironbuilt]

 

[bearman]

that's better then the joke

 

[zyzzyx]

Telescoping dipstick maybe? (Hope it's a chebby!)