waroc
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- May 22, 2010
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:headbang: This guy had a case of constipation so bad that he decided he needed to see the doctor for help. At the doctor's office, he tells the doctor..."doc, you gotta help me, i'm having a lot of trouble taking a crap". The doctor examines him and says..." You have a really bad case of constipation. I'm going to insert a suppository right now and give you an extra one for this evening." So the doctor has him bent over the table, inserts the suppository and sends him home.
Later that evening, its time to insert the other suppository, so he asks his wife to do it for him. She reluctantly agrees, so she has him bend over on the bed, she puts her free hand on his shoulder and she inserts the suppository... All of the sudden, the husband lets out a blood curdling scream AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! The wife says " oh my god honey, did i hurt you ? " "No" the husband said, " I,I,I jus, I just realized that the doctor had B,B,BOTH of his hands on my shoulders...." :3gears:
Later that evening, its time to insert the other suppository, so he asks his wife to do it for him. She reluctantly agrees, so she has him bend over on the bed, she puts her free hand on his shoulder and she inserts the suppository... All of the sudden, the husband lets out a blood curdling scream AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! The wife says " oh my god honey, did i hurt you ? " "No" the husband said, " I,I,I jus, I just realized that the doctor had B,B,BOTH of his hands on my shoulders...." :3gears:
