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First the guns, then......

I once took a would-be home invader down with a "spork". The details are too gruesome to go into. His last gurgling sounds were "you sadistic mutha why couldn't you just shoot me?"
Disclaimer: (This is fictional and for humorous purposes only).
Funny post fwi. Thanks.
 
Your firearms are useless without ammunition. Make sure that you stockpile ammo...buy more than you use. Make sure you have a reloader and all of the basic materials.

Friends are great, but you need to be self-reliant.
 
Feral hogs are becoming a problem around here. Where can I buy an assault fork?

Walmart still Carry's them for now ! I think dicks took them off the shelf already and cut them up!

I make my own assult forks with the plazma cutter ! They call them ghost forks no serial numbers!
 
An assault fork launched by a cross-bow will get the job done.
 
Sai...
Ingenious weapon, mainly used against an opponent with a sword or katana.
Despite what they are depicted as in movies, they are used for striking not for stabbing.
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Sai...
Ingenious weapon, mainly used against an opponent with a sword or katana.
Despite what they are depicted as in movies, they are used for striking not for stabbing.
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The main use of a Sai was for defensive purposes, used to deflect and even un-arm a sword wielding opponent. Nowadays, they seem to be more of a entertainment tool used in Martial Arts dances and performances. I agree, the were an ingenious weapon.
 
When I was young I remember my Dad telling me I had an important decision to make when I reached the fork on the road to my future... assault fork or tactical fork. When I went to college my Mom gave me a plastic salad fork. Ever since then I've been forked up.
 
The main use of a Sai was for defensive purposes, used to deflect and even un-arm a sword wielding opponent. Nowadays, they seem to be more of a entertainment tool used in Martial Arts dances and performances. I agree, the were an ingenious weapon.
Tell it to Elektra !!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 
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