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Fun at Walmart

I remember reading this somewhere else, and just breaking down laughing, and my buddy asks, "what in the hell is so funny?" and i manage to choke out, "he drew a penis!"
 
True story... I go into Wal-Mart in Maine few years ago for some fishing gear and some odds and wnds... I dont like goig there but its the only game intown... anyways im going through the fishing section it was out of season for fishing but I was stocking up while I was going through my hunt/fish gear... Im grabbing up hooks of various sizes and this olde gent who works ther comes over... hes in a traditional old Maine plad shirt and suspenders get up... and me being me had to fun around with him... he says... what's you going after with all that gear sonny? ... and in my driest straight face I say.. oh this? I ain't going fishing this it to keep the neighbors dog from getting into my trash cans and making a mess in my driveway.... the look he gave me was priceless.
 
That would have hilarious to be in line behind him!

Sleepar... That funny too! Always good fun to be had at Walmart. Last time I was there I saw this rather larger lady walking around with at least a half roll of toilet paper hanging out of her pants dragging on the floor! Her, what I think daughter saw it finally and began pulling it out! Even more hysterical. I hope there wasn't a dirty end!
 
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