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Golf Explained

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Many years ago during my early married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart one day.

Elizabeth, a very, very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's Doug, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart back up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now," Elizabeth insisted. She was so very pretty, very, very sexy, and very persuasive...I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed and thought to myself, "but my wife won't like it."

After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I best go now."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open. "She won't know anything about this. By the way, where is she?"

"Still under the cart, I guess," I replied...:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
 
Lol...
 
Yeah Robin Williams was a funny f--ker
 
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