1. If it is correct that "Crime Doesn't Pay", why don't we let the government run it???
2. Did you hear the story about the broken # 2 Yellow Pencil??
(There's no point to it.)
3. My grandfather didn't believe in Flying Saucers until we went to the local diner last
night. A brilliant white light came in the windows, and when he turned to look, to see
what it was, he tripped a waitress and a busboy......
4. I hurt my hand the other day -- so badly -- I could barely move my fingers.... I went
to the hospital --and the Emergency Room Nurse asked me if I needed a shot for the pain.
"Yes," I replied, "Bacardi 151 would be good."
5. I went to check out new churches recently -- and I just came upon one that had these
beautiful brand spanking new glorious confessional booths... I sought out the preacher,
and asked him, "Father, do you save naughty girls in these also??"
"Yes, my Son," he answered, "Of course."
"Good," I said, "Can you save me one for Saturday night???"
That's all folks..... Enjoy..... but next time you are in the bank depositing a stack of singles, tell the teller that you were only dancing for 20 minutes!!! Should get some fun
responses...........
2. Did you hear the story about the broken # 2 Yellow Pencil??
(There's no point to it.)
3. My grandfather didn't believe in Flying Saucers until we went to the local diner last
night. A brilliant white light came in the windows, and when he turned to look, to see
what it was, he tripped a waitress and a busboy......
4. I hurt my hand the other day -- so badly -- I could barely move my fingers.... I went
to the hospital --and the Emergency Room Nurse asked me if I needed a shot for the pain.
"Yes," I replied, "Bacardi 151 would be good."
5. I went to check out new churches recently -- and I just came upon one that had these
beautiful brand spanking new glorious confessional booths... I sought out the preacher,
and asked him, "Father, do you save naughty girls in these also??"
"Yes, my Son," he answered, "Of course."
"Good," I said, "Can you save me one for Saturday night???"
That's all folks..... Enjoy..... but next time you are in the bank depositing a stack of singles, tell the teller that you were only dancing for 20 minutes!!! Should get some fun
responses...........
