How Obtuse is this?

[69a100]

Ok, so I'm hangin out in the garage suckin on a jar or 3, leanin aginst the 300, while grillin some pig watchin the world go by. When I see this dude on a bike come around the corner maybe going about 5-10 mph holdin his phone texting or whatever, with his nose glued to the phone, not paying attention to what he's doin. I'm watchin him as he goes by, saying to myself what a idiot when all of a sudden, he plows into a parked car. He gets up bitchin at the parked car, and I guess himself too. As I start to bust up laughing, as he has some canned words with me, and I say if he'd not have his nose glued to a phone it'd wouldn't have happened! Luckily I didn't get shot, how obtuse can you be? Should've called the cops, isn't there a law against this? To funny!

 

[Hemi Rebel]

You should have called the cops. Was there any damage to the car he hit? Pity he didnt do the world a favor and remove himself from the gene pool. Course that would have ruined your groove.

 

[5.7 hemi]

It's mother natures way of thinning the herd, lol!!! I would have called the cops.

 

[Photon440]

From WKRP in Cincinnati:

Arthur Carlson Jr.: She says that you're obtuse.

Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek: [reading dictionary] Adultry... Admire...
Les Nessman: Let me see that. [takes dictionary away from Herb] Obtuse...

Les Nessman: [excited] Obtuse! According to Websters, exceeding ninety degrees but less than one-hundred eighty degrees; lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility; rounded at the free end; dull. [looking offended] That's an insult!

 

[Meep-Meep]

You sure got your money's worth out of that episode! I'm glad he wasn't driving a car.

 

[GrabberOrange69]

He's an a$$ clown. Probably riding a bike cause he got a DUI.

 

[coronet340]

 

[Jonnyuma]

I like to use obtuse in place of certain words to describe the dimwitted amongst us. I also like nitwit (old school) and fu@k-tard (new school). Gotta keep yer lexicon varied.

Obtuse people get stumped by it.

 

[67 Power Wagon]

you say he was on a "bike" a bike as in, motorcycle, or bicycle?

Funny stuff when they act all indignant, which of course is the funny part!!!!!!

 

[kiwigtx]

I like to use obtuse in place of certain words to describe the dimwitted amongst us. I also like nitwit (old school) and fu@k-tard (new school). Gotta keep yer lexicon varied.

Obtuse people get stumped by it.

Nice words....I like to use this one "Quimbecile" (someone who acts as a c**t and an idiot simultaneously)
If that ain't varying one's lexicon, I'm not sure what is :eusa_dance:

 

[Cman]

:laughing7: "quimbecile", I love that...:laughing7:

 

[Richard Cranium]

[video=youtube;5vN-e-PwHEc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vN-e-PwHEc[/video]

 

[440+6]

I think it's absolutely wonderful that you gentlemen are expanding your vocabulary, this site is like one of those new word a day calendars.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I think it's absolutely wonderful that you gentlemen are expanding your vocabulary, this site is like one of those new word a day calendars.

We may be car guys, but some of us are fairly well educated. You should hang with us more often.

 

[dryheat]

Ohhhhh ..... what "acute" story.

 

[cr8crshr]

Bro...I can see it clearly too. Is that the same Clown that lives up at the end of the block? If so, it couldn't have happened to a nicer I mean Obtuse individual. Thanks for posting. And RC...The Boys are way above being Obtuse..Certainly...

 

[Budnicks]

It's mother natures way of thinning the herd, lol!!! I would have called the cops.

exactly !! what I was thinking... put the phone down people

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I like to use Libiot allot lately

 

[ma mopar nutz]

Lol bet he can't chew gum and walk at the same time to !!:headbang:

 

[Lowhound]

I bet all of us would have laughed at the guy. What does the dip$^$# expect. He's lucky he didn't hit a driving car or bus. Story reminds me of the time 1 of my little girl tripped on her own 2 feet. She landed close to our cat, and started blaming the cat.

 

[Funship32]

I bet all of us would have laughed at the guy.

Heck how could one NOT have laughed after a smooth move like that?? I'm laughing just thinking about it.