How to total a Ford Raptor

[Richard Cranium]

So what do you tell the insurance company, it was stolen in the middle of the desert?

 

[WileE]

Mr. Insurance adjuster... I was driving merrily along in the desert. All of a sudden... ZOOM ! A road runner zoomed right past me. Then, some coyote jumped in my truck and took control of the steering wheel to chase that road runner...before I knew it, he sent us flying in the air and we flipped-over and crashed. I looked outside my upside-down window to see the feet of that road runner standing next to the crashed truck. I heard a sound like "blip-blip... meep-meep" and he zoomed away !!

 

[chargervert]

The three letter cure for recked raptor syndrome! TRX