Humorous quotes-

[oldbee]

Two five yr. old boys are standing at the potty to pee.

One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised." the other one says.
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off."
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?"
"You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year."

 

[DeltaV]

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
- Pat Paulsen

 

[Bb70charger500]

You non driving mother f-er !
Me !

 

[polywideblock]

 

[polywideblock]

 

[Kern Dog]

My ex wife was 2 of those things.

 

[PRND21]

TERI GARR!! Yummmmmm...

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[beanhead]

"Yeah, my marriage is on the rocks again..my wife broke up with her boyfriend.."
-Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Moparstyle]

Ain’t that the truth lol

 

[Moparstyle]

Ain’t that the truth

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[BeeKool]

-Marriage is the leading cause of divorce-

 

[MrJLR]

The worst bj i ever got was freakin awesome!

 

[Kern Dog]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

[Ranger16]

"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder." - Richard J. Daley - Chicago Mayor

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[DeltaV]

 

[yella71]

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistakin