I Want my Last words to be....

[Pops1967GTX]

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[Cranky]

My soon to be X will have all of mine so keep up with her!!

 

[Dibbons]

My Dad (cattle rancher) always said he wanted to "die with a piece of meat in my mouth", would have made a funny bumper sticker R.I.P.

 

[chryslerfat]

Every one knows I never had millions.

 

[GetX'd]

I might have to change my estate plan to say that...... Wouldn’t that begin the Easter egg hunt......

 

[Darter6]

For me "I have no regrets. I have done everything I have ever wanted out of life."

 

[chtampa]

"ouch"

 

[davek]

We can dream so I will go with under the seat of my Bee

 

[gdrill]

"Here, hold my beer"

 

[Kern Dog]

....Thank you for attending my 100th birthday and sharing this day with the Wife and I.......

 

[KENTON]

Is that a harp I can hear playing?

 

[Brandy]

I want mine to be, " Honey, put your ankles around my neck.."

 

[Pops1967GTX]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/45eed14768b79c4094c8f9918a3616ed/tumblr_okafbxx2EJ1s2wio8o1_500.gif

 

[Bb70charger500]

No joke my grandfather before he passed cleaned his kitchen table off ! This was weird so I knew what was always on the table and one thing was close by . I picked it up to put back on the table there was a $100 under it said keep looking for the rest! So my cuisine was comeing for the service the next day or so and no one trust him so I went looking I came out 3 hours later with probably roughly $50000 in cash and valuable s ,when I stopped by my mother's she about fell over !

 

[Car Nut]

I told you I was sick!

 

[5.7 hemi]

“Watch this”!!

 

[The Rebel]

Watch out for the....

 

[ws27]

Don't eat the...

 

[MarPar]

 

[coloradodave]

Johnny Carson's epitaph: "I'll be right back...".

When the papers were writing about the lack of space in the local cemeteries he said this: "I have a solution for the space problem at Forest Lawn Cemetery. Instead of burying people in coffins, which take up a lot of room, just freeze them and pound them into the ground..."