I was memorized, it was not my fault

[artr8]

My wife and I were at the mall when I noticed a young lady walking by in tight BEDAZZLED pocket jeans. My wife caught me staring and gave a quick poke in the gut.
"You should not be looking at that. You should be looking a me!"
My response, "Honey, men are attracted to shiny things. It caught my eye and I had to stare long enough to figure out what it was!"

 

[Sebring]

 

[GetX'd]

You must mean mesmerized......

 

[artr8]

You must mean mesmerized......

Maybe, maybe not....

 

[Bb70charger500]

My wife points them out for me! Then goes on with how she thinks sex would be between me and the girl ! Or if she thinks I'll catch something from her!

 

[kiwigtx]

Window shopping is fine....just don't handle the merchandise.

 

[mopar_chuck]

My wife points them out for me! Then goes on with how she thinks sex would be between me and the girl ! Or if she thinks I'll catch something from her!

You're a lucky man... cherish her!

 

[moparedtn]

Window shopping is fine....just don't handle the merchandise.

Yeah or as they say down this way...
"you can look at the menu all you want, as long as you only eat at home!"

 

[hanks73340]

yeh.......my wife said that one to me and then she added........don't even think about going out for desert....

 

[greycharger]

just 'cause you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu

 

[kiwigtx]

....and as I was told one day by a buxom young lady in a Ramset hardware store when ordering some Chemfast tubes....
"My eyes are up here...."

 

[moparedtn]

 

[Roger63]

My wife points them out for me! Then goes on with how she thinks sex would be between me and the girl ! Or if she thinks I'll catch something from her!

That's funny my wife does the same thing. She knows I'm a boob and butt guy, and she points out some good ones to.

 

[Dipstick]

Whenever I see those I admire the butt but then my practical side kicks in and I think of the damage the bling inflicts on seating surfaces.

And please, don't rub against my car.