Ice cream man R.I.P

[Adam Nathan]

My local ice cream man was found dead today with chopped nuts up his ***, chocolate sprinkles all around his balls and strawberry sauce squirted all over his dick.
Police say he topped himself !

 

[Cranky]

I still don't get the humor from that side of the pond and I'm not sure I want to know how he 'topped' himself lol

 

[Adam Nathan]

Lol. Ok I'll try something else.

My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday






They got me a rolex.






I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch"

 

[RustyRatRod]

I guess he was a "screw ball".

 

[Northwest]

I never have trouble understanding people from over the pond - humor or otherwise. Kings English. Purr Fect Lee Clear.

http://youtu.be/f1TJnDG61_Y

 

[snakeoil24]

My local ice cream man was found dead today with chopped nuts up his ***, chocolate sprinkles all around his balls and strawberry sauce squirted all over his dick.
Police say he topped himself !

Adam sorry if nobody here understands you Brits! We still Like England! I did enjoy the Benny Hill show!

 

[Pistol Pete]

Lol. Ok I'll try something else.

My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday






They got me a rolex.






I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch"

Bet they take a lickin' and keep on tickin'