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chtampa
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Hey, who posted that voting machine?
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Supply, meet intake.
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bm02tj
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I am sure you can think of more names
*How interesting .... I never thought Money has different names!!!*
In temple or church, it's called *donation.*
In school, it's *fee.*
In marriage, it's called *dowry.*
In divorce, *alimony.*
When you owe someone, it's *debt.*
When you pay the government, it's *tax.*
In court, it's *fines.*
Civil servant retirees, it's *pension.*
Employer to workers, it's *salary.*
Master to subordinates, it's *wages.*
To children, it's *allowance.*
When you borrow from bank, it's *loan.*
When you offer after a good service. it's *tips.*
To kidnappers, it's *ransom.*
Illegally received in the name of service, it's *bribe.*
Your money, but you cannot use, it's Legacy
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*The question is, "when a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it???*
*ANSWER:*
*Money given to your wife*
*is called DUTY, and every*
*man has to do his duty*
*because wives are not* *DUTY FREE...*
Have a great day!
*How interesting .... I never thought Money has different names!!!*
In temple or church, it's called *donation.*
In school, it's *fee.*
In marriage, it's called *dowry.*
In divorce, *alimony.*
When you owe someone, it's *debt.*
When you pay the government, it's *tax.*
In court, it's *fines.*
Civil servant retirees, it's *pension.*
Employer to workers, it's *salary.*
Master to subordinates, it's *wages.*
To children, it's *allowance.*
When you borrow from bank, it's *loan.*
When you offer after a good service. it's *tips.*
To kidnappers, it's *ransom.*
Illegally received in the name of service, it's *bribe.*
Your money, but you cannot use, it's Legacy
.
*The question is, "when a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it???*
*ANSWER:*
*Money given to your wife*
*is called DUTY, and every*
*man has to do his duty*
*because wives are not* *DUTY FREE...*
Have a great day!
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Waste of good beer!
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Shortly before our divorce, my Ex asked me "Do you ever feel sharp pains in your chest and back, like someone has made a voodoo doll of you and is stabbing it with a knife?" Not wanting to lead her on, I simply answered "No". She gave me a puzzled look, then turned around and walked back into the kitchen. Thirty seconds later she shouted "How about now?"
Basket case
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he will need his security detail to make it out of that puzzler
bm02tj
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> *
PHYSICAL EXAM “NOTHING*
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> An 85-year-Grumpy Old Man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
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> The doctor gave the old man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow."
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> The next day, the 85-year-Grumpy old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
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> The doctor asked what happened and the old man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
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> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."
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> The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbour?"
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> The Grumpy old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
PHYSICAL EXAM “NOTHING*>
> An 85-year-Grumpy Old Man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
>
> The doctor gave the old man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow."
>
> The next day, the 85-year-Grumpy old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
> The doctor asked what happened and the old man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
>
> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."
>
> The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbour?"
>
> The Grumpy old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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My doctor wanted from me a sperm sample, a urine sample and a blood sample. I gave him my underwear.
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