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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside
And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,
curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it's not a dumb-*** decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.
You didn't miss much.My only regret is coming along too late to see it.....
Jeff
13.69863014 cents per day. Bargain!I hate to seem like a fuddy duddy but I do agree that since we do have the "Funny ****" thread that Roger/Kiwi started awhile ago, there really is no reason to post blatant sexually suggestive stuff in the General forum.
UNLESS you're not a GOLD member and you don't have access to the "Blue" forum.
One more reason to join the club.
Fifty bucks.....less than a dollar a week, man!
I didn't see a problem with it, a woman blowing up a balloon for the Macy's Christmas parade, I mean she's kind of stupid for doing it manually, but that's what she chose to do, I wouldn't have done that. Or did I mis-read the picture?I hate to seem like a fuddy duddy but I do agree that since we do have the "Funny ****" thread that Roger/Kiwi started awhile ago, there really is no reason to post blatant sexually suggestive stuff in the General forum.
UNLESS you're not a GOLD member and you don't have access to the "Blue" forum.
One more reason to join the club.
Fifty bucks.....less than a dollar a week, man!