Let's post some fun stuff here

[Richard Cranium]

You'd think they could have ironed it.

 

[hawkeye]

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[Timmayy]

 

[Black_Sheep]

 

[Black_Sheep]

 

[Photon440]

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But the 'I' has already been called for air!

 

[hawkeye]

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[Richard Cranium]

That’s Mr. Spok!

 

[YY1]

Dr. Spock-



pediatrician

 

[Black_Sheep]

 

[Photon440]

 

[Timmayy]

 

[Dave6T4]

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Vanna, can I have an "S"?

 

[Timmayy]

 

[Basket case]

I got a neighbor that needs that....

 

[Photon440]

 

[polywideblock]

 

[Timmayy]

 

[Timmayy]

 

[hawkeye]

To clearly demonstrate why being a man is so great, The Babylon Bee presents the following list:

1. The world is your urinal: Peeing while standing up comes in handy when you're in a hurry or going to the bathroom somewhere you shouldn't be.
2. You have a brain that is three times the size of a woman's: It's science.
3. It's culturally acceptable for you to roll up tobacco leaves into a big cylinder, light it on fire, and stick it in your mouth: Mmmmmm cigars.
4. You can have an entire conversation with your best friend just by saying "Sup bro?": Who needs unnecessary conversation?
5. Your facial hair is considered attractive: Forget to shave for a couple of days, and suddenly you go from a 6 to a solid 8!
6. Your extensive knowledge of all subjects allows you to graciously explain things to women: They need help. Good thing we're here!
7. You can wear the same shirt for 38 years: You don't have to be a slave to fashion when you have the perfect t-shirt for every occasion.
8. You make more money than a woman for doing the same job: Being a man comes with an automatic pay raise.
9. You're biblically allowed to speak in church: Plus, your wives have to do everything you say all the time. We're pretty sure it's in the Bible somewhere.
10. You have a reduced chance of Joe Biden sniffing you: Not a zero chance, unfortunately, so be careful.
11. If you run for president, people will actually vote for you: No glass ceiling here!
12. If you want, you can be the world's strongest woman: Re-write the record books, big guy!