Let's post some fun stuff here

[YY1]

 

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[gtx6970]

An elderly married couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and declared, “Seven points!”

His wife, confused, rolled over and asked, “What was that all about?”

The old man grinned and replied, “It’s fart football.”

Not wanting to be left out, a few minutes later the wife let one rip and proudly announced, “Touchdown, tie game!”

After a short pause, the old man fired off another and boasted, “Aha, 14 to 7! I’m winning.”

Determined to keep up, the wife let loose with another big one, saying, “Touchdown, tie game again.”

Then, with a little squeaker, she added, “Field goal! I’m in the lead, 17 to 14.”

Now feeling the pressure, the old man couldn’t stand the thought of losing. Determined not to be defeated, he pushed with all his might—but gave a little too much effort. To his horror, he accidentally pooped in the bed.

His wife, shocked, asked, “What on earth just happened?”

The old man sighed and said, “Half time—time to switch sides.”

 

[gtx6970]

While shopping earlier today, I picked up some chicken legs. Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked, "Do you know if these are front or back legs?" She paused, studied the package, and after not finding the answer, said, "I don't know. Let me ask my manager."
A few minutes later, she returned, looked me straight in the eye, and said, "NOT FUNNY!" I couldn’t help but grin and replied, "I'm sorry, but I thought it was!" The guy behind me, laughing hysterically, chimed in, "NOT FUNNY? IT WAS HILARIOUS!"

Wishing everyone a great week!

~ Just sharing this fun moment, not my own

 

[PlymCrazy]

... "NOT FUNNY? IT WAS HILARIOUS!"

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[TxGTX]

While shopping earlier today, I picked up some chicken legs. Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked, "Do you know if these are front or back legs?" She paused, studied the package, and after not finding the answer, said, "I don't know. Let me ask my manager."
A few minutes later, she returned, looked me straight in the eye, and said, "NOT FUNNY!" I couldn’t help but grin and replied, "I'm sorry, but I thought it was!" The guy behind me, laughing hysterically, chimed in, "NOT FUNNY? IT WAS HILARIOUS!"

Wishing everyone a great week!

~ Just sharing this fun moment, not my own

 

[65Bel]

Mopar Art - '69 Dodge Charger Daytona . . .

 

[65Bel]

 

[PROSTOCKTOM]

Tom

 

[PlymCrazy]

Saw this in the gym parking lot this morning…

 

[RR Fan Dan]

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Must be that GMO Bio-engineered chicken.

 

[RR Fan Dan]

 

[RR Fan Dan]

 

[RR Fan Dan]

 

[RR Fan Dan]

 

[Cojohnso1]

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