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[bm02tj]

One morning, three Newfoundlanders and three Albertans were in a ticket counter line at a train station.
The three Albertans each bought a ticket and watched as the three Newfies bought just one ticket.
“How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asked on of the Albertans.
“Be watchin and learnin,” answered one of the Newfies.
All six boarded the train where the three Albertans sat down, but the three Newfies crammed into a toilet together and closed the door.
Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.
He knocked on the toilet door and said, “Ticket, please.”
The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand.
The conductor took it and moved on. The Albertans saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip and watched while to their astonishment, the three Newfies didn’t buy even one ticket!
“How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asked a perplexed Albertan.
“Be watchin and learnin,” answered the three Newfie boys in unison.
When they boarded the train, the three Albertans crammed themselves into a toilet and the three Newfies crammed into another toilet down the way.
Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Newfies left the toilet and walked over to the toilet where the Albertans were hiding.
The Newfie knocked on the door and said, “Ticket, please.”

 

[bm02tj]

Dr. Bumbutu A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu, in Africa, could enlarge your breasts Without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see If he could help her. Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want Bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.' A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr Bumbutu's?' 'Yes I am. How did you know?' He winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock'...

 

[65Bel]

 

[65Bel]

Mopar Art - 2009 Dodge Challenger R/T . . .

 

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[gtx6970]

Quite the pickle , pun intended

 

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[TxGTX]

Quite the pickle , pun intended

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Oh well..... this will have to do for now!!!

 

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[Jeff Peterson]

There's a septic truck around her that sez, "We deliver milk on weekends"

 

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