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Guy gets home from the optometrist after having his glaucoma checked and his eyes dilated, tells wife, " HONEY! you should of seen this crazy asshole following me down the road with his engine all in flames, it looked like he was trying to drive right OVER me!!" Wife looks out in the driveway and realizes the garage is on fire, calls 911.