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I had a rat problem for a few months they came in a car I bought(don't put cars in your garage till after you fumigate them) I had big *** wolf spiders once too.
Anyways back to the rats! I left the side doors' window open and took the screen out put a bit of cat chow in the shop one of the local cats (his name was king Henry) made himself at home in there every morning I'd have a pile of dead rats next to his empty food dish . He left for the day by then and I'd refill his dish and we do it again and again . The rats lost!
Sadly so did king Henry I found him hit by a car a mile from the house! I took him home and gave him a proper burial since he helped me out !
 
Because it's Friday... Young mans confession ...

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
 
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