WTF
Let's post some fun stuff here
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A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby.
He put his hands together between his l@gs. Fell
on the ground 8: rolled around in pain.
She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away. Unzip*ped his
p@nts & put her hands inside. She massaged him
tenderly for a few minutes 8r asked:
“How does it feel?”
He replied:
“Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken”
He put his hands together between his l@gs. Fell
on the ground 8: rolled around in pain.
She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away. Unzip*ped his
p@nts & put her hands inside. She massaged him
tenderly for a few minutes 8r asked:
“How does it feel?”
He replied:
“Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken”
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This needs to happen
Slap Stick
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That's gonna hook like mad.
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Track hoe about to take out a brand new house.....
someone pissed off ?
Bb70charger500
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"Fake news"
Dudes digging a pool he's always off the house it just looks bad from that angle!
Now that's not stopping him from pushing the wrong stick and swing the thing two far! I've seen many people take stuff out but not with the bucket with the counter weight (back side)
I have seen the stick tall part grab power lines that's a fun repair, usually involves a new seat from crap stains !
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Nope, not digging a pool. Around here, skid steer loaders get the nod for pool work. And yeah, the track hoe isn't really near the house. Just some 'fun stuff' to post.....
Bb70charger500
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I know just fun to poke at you guys !
Man using a skid steer to dig a pool !!! Man someone is milking a job !
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I've watched several pools go in out here because I got most of the dirt from them. They don't mess around. Plus the skid steers are usually owned by the contractor doing the job. The SS's are usually the larger ones and are still easier to haul out to a job and the rubber tracks don't mar any driveways that might have to be used for access into the back yard. The hole for a good size pool only takes a few hours with a good operator.
bm02tj
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Subject: SUNDAY'S BEST
A cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.
She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, "Five! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you five days in jail -- one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."
A cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.
She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, "Five! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you five days in jail -- one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."
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Someone told me to try horse manure on my rhubarb. I have to say, that I still prefer custard.
bm02tj
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Its a word we have been searching for
COCKWOMBLE
(noun) A person, usuall male, prone to
making outrageously stupid statements
and/or inappropriate behaviour while
generally having a very high opinion of their
own wisdom and importance
attach your own image as if I did it would be political
then think Cockwomble it does fit
COCKWOMBLE
(noun) A person, usuall male, prone to
making outrageously stupid statements
and/or inappropriate behaviour while
generally having a very high opinion of their
own wisdom and importance
attach your own image as if I did it would be political
then think Cockwomble it does fit
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bm02tj
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I thought there was already a word for this? Asshole?
Well an A$$hole could be smart where Cockwomble in-compasses more bad traits
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