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Should children witness childbirth?
Here's your answer.
Only one paramedic responded to the call.
Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic
asked
Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy
so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi, the mother,
pushed
and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the
first place ... smack his *** again!'
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
The age of innocence
Should children witness childbirth?
Here's your answer.
Only one paramedic responded to the call.
Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic
asked
Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy
so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi, the mother,
pushed
and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the
first place ... smack his *** again!'
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
The age of innocence
bm02tj
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A father walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. I am indebted to you! Are you a doctor?".
"No," the woman replied. ....... "Divorce Attorney".
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. I am indebted to you! Are you a doctor?".
"No," the woman replied. ....... "Divorce Attorney".
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Glad to see your punctuation correction BEFORE @Kern Dog saw it!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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