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[Fran Blacker]

 

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For those of you enjoy puns




John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night. Turns out it was
just Saturday night fever.

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract
Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be
clear, WHO let the dogs out.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself - that's the last
thing I need.

Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not
necessary that you show it off.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and
wondered Y?

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason. Details are
sketchy.

People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? Someday my
prints will come.

A girl said she recognized me from her vegetarian club but I’d never met
herbivore.

I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting
over it.

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.

I've finally told my suitcases there will be no holiday this year. Now I'm
dealing with the emotional baggage.

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the
refrigerator?

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept
insisting "be positive," but it's hard without him.

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as
a basket case.

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at
least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

 

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You definitely got at least one laugh. Be positive is hilarious.

 

[Dave6T4]

I looked at her. I gave her face a seven out of ten, but her assinine.

 

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