patrick66
Well-Known Member
Two Muslim women were talking one day, and as most people do, start comparing the careers of their kids.
The first was bragging on her 18-year old son, who had finished his first year at college, but quit in order to join the Intifada. He wore a homicide bomb on a bus, blowing himself up prematurely, so all he did was blow up a bus and himself. His guarantee of 72 virgins was sealed. Yet, there was no disappointment in her voice.
The second bragged on her 19-year-old, who was with ISIS in Syria, and had just blown himself up in an attempt to kill many others; yet he too, detonated too early and killed himself and the guy who strapped the bomb on him.
They both sighed deeply and were in thought. The first said to the other "Our little martyrs, they blow up so fast!"
Tasteless? Yeah.
The first was bragging on her 18-year old son, who had finished his first year at college, but quit in order to join the Intifada. He wore a homicide bomb on a bus, blowing himself up prematurely, so all he did was blow up a bus and himself. His guarantee of 72 virgins was sealed. Yet, there was no disappointment in her voice.
The second bragged on her 19-year-old, who was with ISIS in Syria, and had just blown himself up in an attempt to kill many others; yet he too, detonated too early and killed himself and the guy who strapped the bomb on him.
They both sighed deeply and were in thought. The first said to the other "Our little martyrs, they blow up so fast!"
Tasteless? Yeah.